He is currently performing for homeless people at shelters, parks and seedy areas across America. His home club is Dunkin’ Donuts. Elvis lives in a minivan. Pray for Elvis.
Performing for people not intending to see live stand up comedy. First, ask permission from whomever is in charge, then ask every patron in the establishment. If Every Single Person Consents, perform for as long as the audience is interested. Can range from 2 minutes to 90 minutes. When it works, it’s a moment that unites people. When it doesn’t work—well, it’s embarrassing.
More often than not, people are receptive to sincere effort and very receptive to talent. Despite what we see on TV and social media, America is full of intelligent, loving and respectful people.
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- Goats were first domesticated in 10,000 B. C., and are the first animals to be used for milk by humans.
- Goats were brought to America by Columbus in 1493.
- Goats live to be 8 to 12 years old, but in some cases they may live to be 15 years old. They are also very agile and some can jump over 5 feet.
- Goats don’t like to get wet.
- Coffee was first discovered by goat herders when they noticed the animals having an unusual amount of energy after eating coffee beans.
- Both male and female goats can have a beard.
- The female goat is called a “doe” or “nanny.” The male goat is called a “buck” or “billy.” A baby goat is called a “kid.” The act of giving birth for a goat is called “kidding.”